From the "Hey tourist it wasn't quite like what you thought" dept:
Okay you FALL fans, you've found a kindred spirit. Did you know there is an active 'zine? I discovered that someone besides myself, in fact many people- somewhat compulsively transcribe of FALL lyrics. now I can remember! now I can remember! message for ya!
AC: People always read profound things
into your lyrics and continue to do so even with the new record. How much of it
percentage-wise is meaningless twaddle?
MES: None of it.
AC: None of it is just off the top of your head? Just stream of consciousness?
MES: A lot of it's off the top of me head, but in fact sometimes you get more meaningful things doing it like that.
Mark E. Smith says he was psychic when he was younger-- but it faded. With all the Alcohol and amphetamines, no wonder. That's my explanation for the compelling nature of his poetry. He brings a weird energy to it.
What's playing on Radio Mysterygirl? circa 2002
What's playing on Radio Mysterygirl circa 2014?
WHPK University of Chicago's radio station on the left side of your dial. 88.5 ahhhhh...college stations...
WFNX Local Alt rock station, now in decline after the departure of Kurt St. Thomas. Example: They do a retro-80's lunch hour called Leftover lunch. Where's da gnu stuff?
What's the FREQUENCY Kenneth?
The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:
What is the FREQUENCY?
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
Sixty hertz if you're in America.
Fifty hertz if you're in England.
Vs over lambda if you're an acoustical engineer.
C over lambda if you're a physicist.
Every fifteen or twenty seconds with sets every ten minutes
if you're a surfer.
Once every two years if you're a governor.
Once every four years if you're the President.
Once every lifetime if you're Dan Quayle.
Four times a day if you're normal.
Four times a week if you're dehydrated.
Four times an hour if you've been drinking beer.
Four times a minute if you've been drinking Coors.
Once or twice a day if you're normal.
Once or twice a week if you're constipated.
Once or twice a minute if you drink the water in Mexico.
Six times a week if you're normal.
Zero if you're celibate. Hand jobs don't count.
Eight times a week if your SO lives down the street.
Twelve times a week if your SO lives with you.
Twenty times a week if your SO lives with you and your other SO
lives down the street.
Twenty-four times a week if both your SO's live with you.
Three per session if you're normal.
Zero per session if you're impotent.
Zero per session if you're celibate. Hand jobs don't count.
One per session if you're old.
Ten per session if you're horny.
Twenty-seven per session if you just finished serving four straight
years on a Navy sub or a state prison. Gradually tapers to three
Zero if you're an unmarried Catholic.
Zero if you're an unmarried Catholic with an SO.
Once a year if you're an unmarried Catholic with a fiance, but it
didn't really count because neither of you came, right?
Once a minute for the first two weeks of a Catholic marriage.
Twice a day for the first two years.
Once a day for the next three years.
Four times a week for the next five years.
Twice a week for the next five years.
Once a month with your spouse, twice a week with your lover,
for the next ten years.
Once every six months or so from now 'till death do you part.
Once every four years if you're an Engineering major.
Once every two years if you're a Physics major.
Once every three weeks if you're an English major.
Once every week if you're an Art major.
Twice a week if you're a stripper.
Three times a week if you're a high school football player.
Four times a week if you're a frat boy.
Four times a week if you're a sorority girl.
Fifteen times a week if you're a Tri-Delt.
Twenty times a week if your annual income is over $1 million.
Thirty-seven times a week if you're a jigolo.
Forty times a week if you're a prostitute.
Forty-two times a week if you're a high school cheerleader.
Seventy-eight times a week if you're Traci Lords or Barbara Dare.
Five thousand seven hundred fifty-five times a week in as
many different positions if you're Lisa.
Zero if you're John Holmes.
You owe the Oracle a pipe dream. And a signal generator.
Gene Booth I'm a long term fan of his fresh vibe. A drag city escape artist, now living in oblivion.
Zvi Lichtenstein where are you?
The mathematics and Geometry in Diatonic Ratios are sublime.
Some crop circle symbols are even based on them. Check them out here